Tag Archives: Someone

Ryan Lochte — Phelps Got a 6-Month Suspension … And He Could Have Killed Someone

Ryan Lochte is going to get punished by the USOC … but sources connected with the 4 swimmers don’t think it’s fair for the organization to annihilate them to appease those who are out for blood. Lochte’s lawyer, Jeff Ostrow, tells TMZ he has faith in the USOC and that the organization will punish Lochte in a manner that matches his ...

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There's Someone Else I've Got To Be

Breakups have a way of robbing you of your identity, especially when you’re the one who’s being broken up with. If the union was worth joining in the first place, severing it disrupts your habits, your decision-making, your system of loving. It erases the mutations your love has engendered. You don’t even get to keep them in a jar of ...

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Someone Please Teach Kirstie Alley How Twitter DMs Work

After hardcore Bernie Bro Susan Sarandon acknowledged that she is in fact having literally the worst time at the Democratic National Convention this evening, she got into it with some critics over her onetime opposition to the expansion of a hospital near her New York City home. And then Kristie Alley stepped in. “DM,” Alley commanded, beckoning her fellow actress ...

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Tricking Someone Into Believing They Won the Hamilton Lottery Is the Best Prank of 2016

Lin-Manuel Miranda after his last performance as Alexander Hamilton: Getty This past Saturday was Lin-Manuel Miranda’s final performance as Alexander Hamilton in the Epic Rap Battles of History-turned-Broadway sensation Hamilton. Tickets to the show were reportedly being sold on secondary markets for four-to-five figures, which would have made it particularly painful to have discovered that you missed an email announcing ...

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David Cameron Hums Little Ditty to Self as Running Britain Officially Becomes Someone Else's Problem

On Monday, British prime minister David Cameron announced that he would step down from his post on Wednesday, whereupon he will be succeeded by home secretary Theresa May. Walking back to 10 Downing Street after his announcement, Cameron forgot himself—and his live microphone—for a moment, humming a little ditty. Crossing the threshold, Cameron states, plainly, “Right.” There is a rustling ...

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Rob Gronkowski — Someone Say Tacos … I'm In, Bro! (PHOTOS)

If 6’6” 265-pound Rob Gronkowski shows up to your house, you better have plenty of extra taco meat.    Luckily for Jeff Ballard — former rep for Charlie Sheen, Zac Efron and Johnny Depp — he was well-stocked when he got a text from a buddy asking if he could bring a “random” +1 to taco night.  Gronk was in town and ...

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Q Parker from 112 — Someone Jacked My Ride on Father's Day

Q Parker from 112 came under siege on Father’s Day when his expensive ride was snatched during an ATL pit stop. The singer tells TMZ it all went down Sunday morning on his way home from the airport after a show in Philly. He pulled into a gas station in College Park, Georgia to check a tire that was low ...

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The Rumor That Someone Tried To Steal The Zelda: Breath of the Wild E3 Demo

Illustration: Sam Woolley Not long after this year’s E3 showfloor opened up for exhibitors, the internet started gossiping about a hacker who was supposedly trying to pilfer the impressive Zelda: Breath of the Wild demo from right under Nintendo’s nose. For some skeptics, it sounded too incredible to be true. How could someone possibly steal a demo from a kiosk ...

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Amber Heard 911 Caller — Johnny Depp Thought Someone Did Him Dirty

Amber Heard‘s friend who called 911 is prepared to testify about what started the fight the night Johnny Depp allegedly threw a phone at Amber’s face. iO Tillett Wright submitted a declaration in the case, saying Johnny was “very upset over something he thought someone had done to him.” She says Amber had called and put her on speakerphone, hoping ...

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Is There Someone In Your Life With MS Who Is Keeping It A Secret? Jamie-Lynn Sigler Thinks So

Today is World MS Day and with roughly 2.5 million people around the world suffering from the debilitating neurological disease, odds are someone you know may have it. It’s World MS Day! Share your stories of how you are Stronger than MS! #WorldMSDay #StrongerThanMS pic.twitter.com/pUoORPPs5n — Must Stop MS! (@MustStopMS) May 25, 2016 Multiple sclerosis (MS) triggers the immune system ...

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